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Mar. 11th, 2011 | 10:48 am
Mental State: lovedloved
posted by: hyperalwdoug in i_ship_shoebean

Сигaрeты без огня, запаха и пепла!

Без канцерогенов, смол и других продуктов горения.

Сигaрeты без огня, запаха и пепла!

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Jul. 17th, 2008 | 12:23 am
posted by: zapthatmonster in i_ship_shoebean

I AM SITTING IN SHOE'S LIVING ROOM. NEXT TO SHOE. AAAAAH.



BEANS IS SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM. WTF.

AKFBLAKJFBAF.

WE REALLY LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS.

AND WE ARE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, APPARENTLY.

BUT FIRST WE WERE AT A LOSS FOR WORLDS.

SHOE IS A TERRIBLE TYPIST. YEP.

BEANS DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

UM.

HI.

OH BTW THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS SORT OF TERRIFYING. WE HAVEN'T LOOKED AT IT SINCE 2006. MHM.

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Mar. 19th, 2006 | 01:09 pm
Mental State: gigglygiggly
Moaning in Background: I Love I Love - Dar Williams
posted by: zapthatmonster in i_ship_shoebean

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCMENT.

Today is BEAN AND SHOE'S 1ST ANNIVERSARY.

Today marks the estimated date that I, Shoe, first IMed Beans. This marks the day that went into several weeks of N00bShoe IMing Beans and frightening her with her N00bish ways.

-dreamysigh-

Of course, finally Shoe became less n00bish and Bean and Shoe became very good friends and soon fell in LOVE.

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The Exciting Adventures of Mary-Shoe Birkenstock and Beanicus Rainbowshine- Chapter Two

Jan. 22nd, 2006 | 05:28 pm
Mental State: accomplished
Moaning in Background: Callous - Ani DiFranco
posted by: zapthatmonster in i_ship_shoebean

Finally! The second chapter!

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Jan. 20th, 2006 | 03:47 pm
Mental State: lovedInnocent
Moaning in Background: Anticipate -Ani DiFranco
posted by: zapthatmonster in i_ship_shoebean

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
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We Cordially Invite You To Our Wedding

Jan. 14th, 2006 | 03:26 am
Moaning in Background: Then So It Is - Melissa Ferrick
posted by: beanswednesday in i_ship_shoebean

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The Exciting Adventures of Mary-Shoe Birkenstock and Beanicus Rainbowshine - Chapter 1

Jan. 9th, 2006 | 09:38 pm
posted by: beanswednesday in i_ship_shoebean

This is the first chapter of many in the new and upcoming fanfiction cleverly entitled...

The Exciting Adventures of Mary-Shoe Birkenstock and Beanicus Rainbowshine

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tee-hee.

Jan. 8th, 2006 | 08:27 pm
posted by: girlfight in i_ship_shoebean

boredom is underrated.

after all, look what kinds of magical things it produces!

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pah-LEASE don't hotlink, but feel free to use wherever the glory of beanshoe much be promoted.

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An Emo Poem To My Shoe

Jan. 8th, 2006 | 05:37 pm
Mental State: emo.
Moaning in Background: As Is - Ani DiFranco
posted by: beanswednesday in i_ship_shoebean

Your boots, as black as my soul,
Crush my heart.
Tears fall like moonlight
From my eyes
As you carve your name into my
Twisted and tortured mind,
Bitter and acidic
Like twelve day old coffee.
Take revenge on my love
For one last time
Before our status of "roomates"
Drives me to the edge of this pain
That no one understands.
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Welcome to Shoebean!

Jan. 8th, 2006 | 02:24 pm
Mental State: accomplished
Moaning in Background: Asking Too Much - Ani DiFranco
posted by: zapthatmonster in i_ship_shoebean

Welcome, all, to the Offical Shoebean Livejournal Cult.

I am the one and only Shoe, and my dearest Wifey beanswednesday and I decided to make this community. Why?
After the recent onset of Shoebean shipping on www.sheroescentral.com
we decided to take things to another level. Make a shipping
community. You know you've made it in the ship world when you have a
community.

How did things start, you ask?

Well, once upon a time, there was a Shoe... and there was a Bean.

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

Okay, it all started on Sheroes, when I IMed Beans.... Before long,
we were very close friends. Too close, in some people's opinions.
-coughcough-

I'll just answer some questions.

FAQs

Why the weird names?

I am Shoe, Fagshoe, because of a book both Beans and I hold very dear
to our hearts: Please Don't Kill The Freshman by Zoe Trope. Linux Shoe
is Zoe's fag, just as I am Beans' fag. Thus, Fagshoe, which over the
course of months has become Shoe, Shoey, Shoes, Shoesy, and other such
variations.

Beans has been Beans for a very long time, it was given to her long
ago as a replacement for her henious legal name.

What are your real names?

Pssh, go away.

Are you dating?

No, we just like to make people think we are. We're "Roommates" for
ever and ever.

Are you actually lesbians?

We're as gay as they come, no pun intended. -coughguttermindedcough-

What is the purpose of this community?

Well, there are many purposes. To laugh... Post photoshopped pictures
of the Shoebean, post fanfic, post love poems... Remember old
posts... Be fangirled by the masses...

How can I contact the Shoebean?

Bean:

Email: Dewdropoflove@gmail.com
AIM: Touchshadows

Shoe:

Email: Bloodkisses@gmail.com
AIM: FreakandRainbow


STUFF

Here are the avatars and banners used on Sheroes, feel free to use
them and confuse the general public. If you don't feel like confusing the
general public, we request that you at least put BEAN/SHOE, or
BEAN/SHOE = OTP in your sig.
Pretty please? With sugar on top? And chocolate syrup and whipped
cream and handcuffs if you're nice?

ICON: this works for both Sheroes and Livejournal, we prefer you do not hotlink.



BANNER:

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