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Jan. 14th, 2006 | 03:26 am
Moaning in Background: Then So It Is - Melissa Ferrick
posted by: beanswednesday in i_ship_shoebean

Beans: watch, we'll be roomates for like, twenty years and then we'll be like LET'S GET MARRIED and sheroes will be like "...*snork*"
Shoe: -giggle-
Shoe: -can see that-
Shoe: At our wedding, they'll all be like "We told you so."
Beans: *giggles*
Beans: they'd make a huge banner
Beans: and hang it somewhere
Shoe: Our wedding would be so fucking diverse
Beans: and it will say WE TOLD YOU SO
Shoe: what a funny wedding
Beans it would be fucking amazing :-P
Beans: we would abandon cake for a blob of whipped cream :-P
Shoe: Nonny would be on a leash(s) and your catholic relitives would be there, and the GPHL people
Shoe: and all of sheroes
Shoe: there would be f'nor cake
Beans: i don't actually have catholic weddings
Beans: er, relatives
Shoe: they would bring f'nor
Shoe: -giggle-
Beans: wtf, we're inviting all of sheroes?
Beans: you'd better be paying for this, thats like, a thousand people
Beans: ... shoes, are we planning our wedding?
Beans: *giggles*
Shoe: -dies-
Shoe: In a ... warped manner, yes
Beans: i think this has to go on i_ship_shoebean
Shoe: this should, we'll write our wedding plans
Beans: zomg it'll be awesome
Shoe: -giggle-
Beans: we will play ONLY lesbian music
Shoe: it could be the war of the friends and relitives
Beans: we'll have to like, stalk ani
Shoe: YES
Bean: and be like PLAY AT OUR WEDDING
Shoe: YES
Shoe: This is an expensive wedding
Beans: yeah, and we're starving artists, it'll be great
Beans: we can like, feed people ramen
Shoe: RAMEN!
Shoe: YES!
Shoe: organic ramen
Beans: *choke*
Beans: i thought you said orgasmic ramen
Shoe: -choke-
Shoe: um...
Shoe: 0.0
Beans: WE WILL HAVE ONLY ORGASMIC FOOD
Shoe: YES
Beans: O.O
Shoe: BOOB CAKE
Beans YES
Shoe: People will taste our food, and orgasm
Beans: we should have like, boob balloons or something
Beans: .... O.O
Beans: that would be such a fun wedding!
Shoe: yes!
Shoe: "And so Bob said 'Why don't you buy a salad?' and I was like 'no bob I'm on a diet and-sip- AHHHHHH"
Beans: ...that was beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*
Beans: i think our wedding will just turn into a giant orgy
Shoe: yes, it will
Shoe: well, we'll have a seperate room for that
Shoe: my mother would be like "ZOMG GROUP SEX IS BAD!"
Beans: ... oh right, i forgot there would be other people there
Beans: okay, er, maybe no giant orgy
Beans: that would just be awkward
Shoe: you could invite...
Shoe: ctyers
Beans: zomg yes
Shoe: that wouldbe INSANE
Beans: ... what should we wear?
Shoe: ...
Beans: nothing!
Shoe: um
Shoe: YAY
Beans: it will be a NUDIST WEDDING
Shoe: I want to wear mismatched artsy clothing
Shoe: with a CORSET MADE OUT OF A CANVAS
Beans: ... do i get to paint it?
Shoe: that would be spiffy...
Shoe: sure
Shoe: that will be some initiating thingy
Beans: while you're wearing it
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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:45 am (UTC)
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WHY AM I NOT MENTIONED ONCE IN THERE?

And a better question is, why would I be?

Hahaha. That is awesome.

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Molly

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from: zapthatmonster
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:46 am (UTC)
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You'll be in Germany fucking your boyfriend, remember?

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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:48 am (UTC)
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Oh... yeah.

He won't be my boyfriend, though. He'll be my little ubersexual strelnikov. Without any capitalization at all.

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Molly

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from: zapthatmonster
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:51 am (UTC)
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By ubersexual you mean slave, right? Ahaha, awesome.

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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC)
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A delicious little slavebitch. Mmmmmm. Of course not! Do you take me for some kind of heathen?

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Molly

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from: zapthatmonster
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:56 am (UTC)
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A professional piercer then, I assume? How could I? You're the purest person I know!

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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
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Oh yes. Then I can get playpierced and suspended to my heart's (or... umm... -gutter-) desire. Well, duh. I've got a bibble right next to me.

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Molly

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from: zapthatmonster
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 09:00 am (UTC)
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Can I watch (-coughparticapatecough-)? And you never miss a day of church, of course.

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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 09:01 am (UTC)
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If you like needles... you're more than welcome! Or, er, willkommen. Only when gravely ill.

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Molly

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from: zapthatmonster
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC)
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Needles sound fun... Then of course you are prayed for.

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beans

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from: beanswednesday
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 09:00 am (UTC)
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A bibble, eh?

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Amanda

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from: kimfabey
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 09:05 am (UTC)
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Oh, yes. It's the slang term for the New Baptist Rendition with full Apocrypha Inclusion.

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Miriam

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from: l0stmyrel1g10n
date: Jan. 14th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Shoe: organic ramen
Beans: *choke*
Beans: i thought you said orgasmic ramen


I DID TOO!!!

also. you should watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. Deanna Troi is half-Betazoid, and Betazoid weddings are traditionally nude. [i haven't seen the end of the series so i'm not sure if we ever actually get to see her nude, though...]

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Miranda

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from: mirmie
date: Jan. 15th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
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I watched that show all the time when I was young, and I still watch it sometimes, but I don't think we ever saw anything other than her naked back.

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Miriam

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from: l0stmyrel1g10n
date: Jan. 15th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
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we saw her mother's naked back, i remember...so, Deanna does end up getting married? i knew she ends up with Will but i wasn't sure what exactly that entailed.

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